FREE 180 FREE PTS .... if you are Poster #10, 15, 20....

April 24, 2010 by MilfDriller
There are 8 spots available. If your spot (or post #) corresponds to the quarter in which the most pts are scored in the Suns or Magic game AND THE 5-TEAMER HITS, you win 180 POINTS.


Ex: Phoenix game sees 63 pts in the 4th quarter, the highest of all quarters in both games. Poster #55 then would collect 180 points if the 5-teamers come in.

(Note: If 2 quarters both have the highest total, then those 2 corresponding posters would split the prize. Also, if a game is cancelled/ppd that is in... More...

FREE 35 POINTS..... if Steve Nash....

April 22, 2010 by MilfDriller
You guess combined # of [U]pts, assists, steals, turnovers, and rebounds[/U] by Steve Nash [U]and the total number of pts by the Suns in the 1st[/U] [U]Quarter[/U]


[U].....AND ..... the following parlay hits.[/U]



[SIZE=1][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=red][B]NBA [734] CHICAGO +7-170 (B+3) [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=red][B]NBA [738] TOTAL u203½-110 (PHOENIX vrs PORTLAND) [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=red][B]NHL [60] PITTSBURGH -300 [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=red][B]MLB [958] NYM -1½+140 [GORZELANNY -L/JO SANTANA -L] [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=red][/COLOR][/SIZE]

Has Big Ben done anything wrong?????

April 22, 2010 by MilfDriller
:+clueless


He bangs a psychopath in Tahoe. (Anybody see interviews w/ the chick? She is a psycho-lunatic.) She brings a civil suit... but does not want him to go to jail? :+clueless


So, uh,.... yeah, Ben Rothlsbrg raped me.... I don't want him to go to jail, but I'd like a paycheck. Hello, SHAM!!! SHAM-WOW!!!

Then this other beyotch rolls in and she's trying to get a payday as well.

All of a sudden Big Ben is Charlie Manson... c'mon. The guy has done nothing wrong except be high profile and bang pscyopathic vagina.

All this is is modern-day US society homo society. Good thing Big Ben didn't marry either one of those bitches b/c they would've been able to file for half his shit and then drag him thru a nightmarish divorce.

FREE 200 PTS ...... if LeBron James.....

April 22, 2010 by MilfDriller
Pretty easy. If your POST # is the same number as the total number of points that LeBron scores... AND the following parlay hits..... you win 200 pts.


[B][SIZE=1] NBA[/SIZE][/B]
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[SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]NBA [734] CHICAGO +4½-110 [/SIZE][SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE][SIZE=1]NBA [735] LA LAKERS +150 [/SIZE][SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE][SIZE=1]NBA [738] TOTAL u204-110 (PHOENIX vrs PORTLAND) [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][B]NHL[/B][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1]NHL [59] TOTAL o5½-130 (OTTAWA vrs PITTSBURGH) [/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE][SIZE=1]NHL [62] TOTAL u5+105 (CHICAGO vrs NASHVILLE) [/SIZE][SIZE=1][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][B]MLB[/B][/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1]MLB [958] NYM -1½+140 [GORZELANNY -L/JO SANTANA -L] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE][SIZE=1]MLB [961] FLA -118 [Action] [/SIZE][SIZE=1]Apr 22[/SIZE][SIZE=1]MLB [965] NYY -185 [Action][/SIZE]...[/734][/735][/738][/59][/62][/958][/GORZELANNY -L/JO SANTANA -L][/961][/Action][/965][/Action] More...

Trying to hit a 20-TEAM PARLAY....

April 22, 2010 by MilfDriller
See how far this can go. 6 down already.





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[/SIZE][SIZE=1][/SIZE][SIZE=1]04/17/2010 01:33 PM[/SIZE][SIZE=1][/SIZE][SIZE=1]Internet / -1[/SIZE][SIZE=1]Ticket #: 167540
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Apr 17 05:35 PM
Apr 17 07:05 PM
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[SIZE=1]NBA
NBA
NHL
MLB
[/SIZE][SIZE=1]PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[702] [B][COLOR=#ff0000]CLEVELAND -1100[/COLOR][/B]
[704] [/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=#ff0000][B]ATLANTA -450[/B]
[/COLOR][4] [B][COLOR=#ff0000]WASHINGTON -335[/COLOR][/B]
[924] [/SIZE][SIZE=1][COLOR=#ff0000][B]OAK -167[/B]
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[SIZE=1]2.00 / 3.54
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[SIZE=1]3.54
[/SIZE][SIZE=1]WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=1]Internet / -1[/SIZE][SIZE=1]Ticket #: 169318
Apr 18 08:05 PM
Apr 19 08:05 PM
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[SIZE=1]NBA
NBA
[/SIZE][SIZE=1]PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[714] [COLOR=red][B]DALLAS -190[/B]
[/COLOR][718] [COLOR=red][B]CLEVELAND -825[/B]
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[SIZE=1]5.54 / 3.92
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[SIZE=1]3.92
[/SIZE][SIZE=1]WIN
WIN
WIN[/SIZE]
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FREE 250 PTS ... if you get TIGER'S EXACT SCORE and ....

April 10, 2010 by MilfDriller
Free 250 pts if the following come thru .....
[B][/B]
Apr 10NBA [501] NEW JERSEY +11-110 Apr 10NBA [515] GOLDEN STATE PK-110 Apr 10NHL [54] LOS ANGELES -250 Apr 10NHL [61] TOTAL o6-130 (PITTSBURGH vrs ATLANTA) Apr 10MLB [971] NYY -1½+110 [C SABATHIA -L/W DAVIS -R] Apr 10MLB [979] OAK +155 [Action]AND YOU ARE THE FOLLOWING:

POSTER #:

05. ... Tigers scores 65
10. ... Tigers scores 66
15. ... Tigers scores 67
20. ... Tigers scores 68
25. ... Tigers scores 69
50. ... Tigers scores 70
55. ... Tigers scores 71
60. ... Tigers scores 72
65. ... Tigers scores 73
70. ... Tigers scores 74
75. ... Tigers scores 75
99. ... Tigers scores 76 or higher

FREE 6 POINTS.... If the RABBITHOES win by....

April 10, 2010 by MilfDriller
If the RABBITHOES win by 6, 8, 10, 14 or 20 pts.


[B]Here's how it works.[/B] The following pt margins above will correspond to the post # listed below. If you get that post # and the corresponding victory margin is exactly that #, you win 6 FREE POINTS.



[SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]POSTER #09 ........... Rabbitohs win by 6[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]POSTER #29 ........... Rabbitohs win by 8[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]POSTER #39 ........... Rabbitohs win by 10[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]POSTER #49 ........... Rabbitohs win by 14[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]POSTER #69 ........... Rabbitohs win by 20[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]POSTER #70 ........... Rabbitohs win by 21[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]POSTER #71 ........... Rabbitohs win by 22[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]POSTER #72 ..............[/SIZE][/COLOR] More...

FREE 95 POINTS ... if you get Tiger's score, birdies, and .... (READ CAREFULLY!)

April 9, 2010 by MilfDriller
[SIZE=4]FREE 95 POINTS IF YOU GET....[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][COLOR=red]1. [U]TIGER'S EXACT SCORE[/U] ... the same as your [B][U]post #[/U]!!!!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=red]2. EXACT NUMBER OF [U]BIRDIES[/U] FOR [U]HIS 2ND ROUND[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=red]3. [U]SAM QUERREY[/U] beats MASSU on Friday[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][B][COLOR=black][U]Here's how it works.[/U][/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][B][COLOR=blue](1)[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]YOUR POST # MUST MATCH TIGER'S FINAL SCORE FOR ROUND 2. EX:[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][B]Tiger gets a 70 for Round 2. Therefore, you must be Poster #70 in this thread.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]But wait, it's not over yet. [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=darkgreen][B](2) Your post must have Tiger's exact number of birdies for the second round. EX:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3][COLOR=darkgreen][B]Tiger gets...[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] More...

KIPER: JAKE LOCKER to be #1 draft pick

April 8, 2010 by MilfDriller
WTF? Is this guy off his rocker?



[I]Kiper, an ESPN draft analyst generally considered the leading authority on the topic, said emphatically in a conference call with reporters Wednesday that Locker will be the first pick of the 2011 NFL draft.[/I]
[I]"If you had to ask me right now who is going to be the number one pick in the 2011 draft, I would say it's etched in stone it's going to be Jake Locker," Kiper said. "You can mark that down. Jake Locker, if he's not the number one pick, it's an upset."[/I]

[I]...[/I]

[I]"So he's got...[/I] More...

IceMiner, G.Cube, FlyIllin : YOU BE BUTLER BACKERS!!!!

April 3, 2010 by MilfDriller
Alright, gentlemen, the stage is set. Well done on your posting skills.


[B]1. FlyIllin.....:[/B] [COLOR=blue][U]05 pts if Butler[/U][/COLOR] covers SBR book spread on Saturday
[B]2. GelatCube:[/B] [COLOR=blue][U]05 pts if Butler[/U][/COLOR] covers SBR book spread on Saturday
[B]3. GelatCube:[/B] [U][COLOR=blue]30 pts if Butler[/COLOR][/U] covers SBR book spread on Saturday

[B][COLOR=#ff0000]4. IceMiner:[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=blue][U]40 pts if Butler[/U][/COLOR] covers SBR book spread on Saturday ... and the losing team in the game scores 58, 60, 62, 64, or 66 pts.




[B]PLEASE NOTE:[/B] [B](1)[/B] ICEMINER will take the pot of 40 pts if those conditions are met. If not, then FlyIllin and GelatCube will all take their share of the booty.... if Butler covers. [U]AGAIN, ICEMINER TAKES IT ALL IF ALL THE CONDITIONS ARE MET... AND FlyIllin AND GelatCube WOULD GET NOTHING.[/U]
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